Dirt Nasty, Trouble Andrew & The Buckwheat Groats
If you are a rabid fan of male masturbation films, you might notice Simon Rex AKA Dirt Nasty from one of the three masturbation masterpieces he appeared in: Young, Hard & Solo II; Young, Hard & Solo III; and Hot Sessions III. I personally find the performance in Hard & Solo III a little contrived, but I’m a tough critic, especially when I’m masturbating to someone else masturbating.
Or if you don’t masturbate to Simon masturbating, he might seem familiar from his short stint as an MTV VJ before those three films came to light. Or maybe you masturbated to him as a non-masturbating VJ or you envisioned him masturbating when he wasn’t, because you were unaware that he actually has films of him masturbating, for your masturbation pleasure.
But whatever… fuck all that noise, because his incarnation as Dirt Nasty is purportedly what turned on ex-heroin addicted bisexual prostitute Mickey Avalon to the rap-game…. and frankly, that’s cred enough for me and it really makes me want to masturbate, as does his music.
So I say grease that rod and press play, and if you have anything left in you, and you’re near NYC, check him out at the The Studio at Webster Hall Friday night. He’ll be playing with Trouble Andrew and the hilarious Buckwheat Groats.
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