Bieberkinis
Our stats don’t lie. Justin Bieber fans love Money, Guns, Weed
To date we’ve received over 57k hits related to ‘Justin Bieber Penis‘ or ‘Justin Bieber Bulge’. When I first started writing this post on Bieberkinis, it created a bit of a shit stink inside the office.. and was held up for four days the same way that Annette’s Mr. Justin Bieber Penis Head did. What are the implications of posting the face of a minor on a woman’s body? Is that SEXUAL? Does it go too far? I was able to quell the powers that be the same way Annette did, by pointing out that these are from other websites. Like Bubbling and Fuck Yeah Titties and Carrot Cake, there are whole sites dedicated to bieberkinis.
Now, to be honest, I’ve never really understood the power of Bieber Fever’. I mean, what is it? What is possibly so sensually tantalizing about a young, smooth, slightly androgynous teenage boy with such pretty, pretty lips? Who in their right mind would want to rub their left hand through his curly brown locks while their right hand firmly grips a Minute Maid juice box so hard that the luscious banana mango flavored heaven explodes all over while whispering “shhhh my little superstar, I’ll loosen those knots…”
Seriously. It’s a sick world, and I think plenty of other people should have restraining orders too.
-Marcus Aubrey
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