Still No Love From Creepy Chan
Allison, please call us
I thought I should post a follow up on my many months long quest to get Creepy Chan AKA Allison Harvard to do an interview with Swellco & Swellco. Alas, the hot 4chan human meme uber weirdo turned America’s Next Top Model runner up turned Brooklyn hipster around town art sophisticate has continued to ignore my repeated pleas and I am at my wits end.
I’ve Tweeted, I’ve emailed, I’ve mailed her a box of meat, I’ve psychically peed my pants for her and I’ve punched two vagrants and a cabbie in the face because she loves nose bleeds. “Stay down hobo, this one’s for the Creepy Chan.”
The restraining order is framed at my Allison Harvard shrine where I offer up lunch meat and meditate on the vision of her making out with Megan Fox. If anyone has any ideas, please let me know.
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Photos courtesy of http://fuckyeahallisonharvard.tumblr.com