Still No Love From Creepy Chan
Allison, please call us
I thought I should post a follow up on my many months long quest to get Creepy Chan AKA Allison Harvard to do an interview with Swellco & Swellco. Alas, the hot 4chan human meme uber weirdo turned America’s Next Top Model runner up turned Brooklyn hipster around town art sophisticate has continued to ignore my repeated pleas and I am at my wits end.
I’ve Tweeted, I’ve emailed, I’ve mailed her a box of meat, I’ve psychically peed my pants for her and I’ve punched two vagrants and a cabbie in the face because she loves nose bleeds. “Stay down hobo, this one’s for the Creepy Chan.”
Still
No
Love.
The restraining order is framed at my Allison Harvard shrine where I offer up lunch meat and meditate on the vision of her making out with Megan Fox. If anyone has any ideas, please let me know.
-Marcus Aubrey
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Photos courtesy of http://fuckyeahallisonharvard.tumblr.com
Tags: 4chan, Allison Harvard, america's next top model, Creepy Chan, fake blood, nose bleeds
