Essential Office Supplies: Cold Steel Kukri
Holy Hebus Jebus on a Crucifux! Just look at that frickan knife!
I can not see how anyone can watch that commercial video and not get fully erect immediately (And ladies, don’t tell me them nips ain’t hard). That fucking thing slices a pigs head off like butter on a piss-warm summer day!
It’s like I’m 8 years old and Christmas is 2 weeks away; I’m seriously going to lose my shit if I don’t have a Cold Steel Gurka Kukri.
“Hear those ribs break? EFFORTLESS PENETRATION!”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
I’m buying this shit right fucking now.