I was asked to give my thoughts on the Trash! dance party at Webster Hall being that I am regarded as Swellco & Swellco’s foremost expert on excess and decadence. It would also seem that I am also Swellco & Swellco’s foremost expert on tape worms & staph infections from the number of late night phone calls that I get from employees begging for info.

But here is the deal. I’ve been to trash twice and from both times I can only convey my impressions, literally… just my impressions. It’s that kind of good time.

Here are my impressions the last time I went. I recall thinking everyone was really hot, and the preferred style seemed to be, no cloths. I recall thinking it reminded me of old pics I’ve seen of the Limelight back in the day. (Before my time.) but maybe a little more gritty. I recall taking pictures of several dicks that night, including a cabbie’s, which I would share with you if I hadn’t dropped my phone in the toilet. I do not recall dropping it there, but that’s where I found it.

I also remember making out in a cab with this hot red head with perfect breasts that I met outside the club. I do not recall how my panties got caked in lipstick, but I suspect/hope it was connected to the red head and not the cabbie who let me snap pics of his dick.

Yeah, I would go again. Trash! always leaves an impression.

Be sure to check out DJ Jess’s site for more pics to prep you for the next one.

-Felicia Jackson
Swellco & Swellco 2239

Photos courtesy of djjessnyc.com

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