Happy Birthday Lizzie Borden
Victorian axe wielding hair metal porn star wrestler
Lizzie Borden took an axe
Gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
Gave her father forty-one
Today we celebrate the birth of Lizzie Borden. This suspected axe murderess was was charged, tried and acquitted of butchering her family in 1892. Her trial is widely considered one of the countries first crime media spectacle and her acquittal rivaled OJ’s for public outcry of it’s day. Like so many notorious violent criminals, Lizzy has sparked many a homage, including but not limited to…
The Legend of Lizzie Borden, the 1975 made for T.V. movie starting Bewitched wholesome hottie Elizebeth Montgomery. Lizzy Borden, the 80′s spandex clad hair metal band who continue to play to this day. Lizzy Borden, the 1990′s pornstar, turned porn director turned professional wrestler who was indicted for obsenity in 2003, and the off, off Broadway play, The Lizzy Borden Show.
The crime scene has been turned into a bed & breakfast so you can hang around where Lizzie’s family was hacked to pieces. It’s a great place to take the whole family.
-Marcus Abrey
Lizzy Borden vs Veronica Caine (Buck Naked) by Maffewgregg
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