Weston Cage: Metal Is As Metal Does…..Sort Of
Too brutal
When I learned that Nicolas Cage’s son, Weston Cage, was arrested and hospitalized after an altercation at a restaurant in Hollywood, I was not surprised, nor did I care. I thought- “Oh, another showbiz brat acting entitled and flipping out after a coke bender.” I wish there was a way for me to make them understand that it’s only glamorous when I do it.
Wow, wow & wow was I ever wrong about this one!!! Much to my surprise & delight, young Weston is HARDLY the impudent youth I took him for. No, he is all metal, goes by the name Arcane, is in the band Eye’s of Noctum. Did I mention he is a dead ringer for the animated Nathan Explosion? (For those of you who have better things to do than watch cartoons, see Adult Swim’s Metalocolypse.)
Anyway, it would appear that our dear friend Weston promptly flipped out after his personal trainer told him he couldn’t eat a certain menu item at a Los Angeles restaurant. What? Yes indeed. The younger Cage proceeded to attempt to roundhouse kick said personal trainer in the head. Needless to say, he failed and got his ass kicked on the sidewalk outside the establishment. He was then hauled away to the hospital where he received 8 stitches. AND- to top it all of, surprise surprise, he’s contacted a lawyer and intends on pressing charges.
Well, at least he looks tough.
C U Next Tuesday,
XOXO,
Helen Harper
(Swellco & Swellco 44321)
I know I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.
Photos courtesy of http://www.satanskinder.com
Tags: Arcane, ass kicking, eye's of Nocturn, metalocalypse, Nathan Explosion, nicholas cage, weston cage
