Sexy Udders: The Multi-Boob Photoshop Fetish
Mutant sex is our birthright as technocrats
Basically, I’m a pig. At least many would define me that way. I say this not because I wallow in filth, (depends on how you define “wallow in filth”) but because I have poor social boundaries.
“Kevin, my eyes are up here.” she says.
“Yes, I know.” I respond. as I continue to stare down the amazingly low cut tank top.
As we grow up we are told we aren’t supposed to look. Or at least we aren’t supposed to be obvious. I don’t consider myself chauvinist at all, but I think there is such a fundamental miscommunication between men & women in the regards to this classic interaction. Men are biologically built for mass reproduction. It’s not that we have the urge to objectify women as much as it is that we are instinctually designed to zoom in on the objects that trigger said reproduction. I react to a girl with great breasts hanging out like a well bred pointer hound. To try and punish the animal for doing what it is designed to do is, well, cruel.
Men are obsessed with PARTS. The photo set bellow is case in point. I gaurantee every novice photoshop student has morphed at least a couple naked bodies. Taking everything back to sex is simply a given. Now that creative tools are in almost every house hold, everyone gets to express themselves. This is inevitably how they do it. This is what is going on in our heads.
Ladies, if you pried into the mind of the average man, you know what you would hear?
Boobs
and
boobs
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boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and
boobs
and ass.
-Kevin Dalton
Swellco & Swellco 83473t
photos courtesy of imagefap.com
Tags: chauvinist pig, multiple breasts, mutant women, photoshop morphs
