My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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Oh, yes. It’s that time again. Time to ruin your fondest childhood memories and haunt the dreams of your future with… My Little Ponies.
A couple of months ago, I gained both notoriety amongst readers and legitimately lost several friends after writing this post on ponies. Was it my assumption that all the ponies from the 80′s had grown up to be gang-banging coke whore LiLo wannabes? Maybe it was the picture of a adorably cute tranny pony with a raging boner. Loosen up, people.
Anyways, for those of you not obsessed with ponies, let me present you with the brand’s newest incarnation that debuted on a children’s network about a half a year ago: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or for the initiated, MLP: FIM. The show is doing fantastically well, but not exactly for the reasons one would expect. Sure, there are little girls, fresh to the brand, who fell instantly in love with the ponies, and also those curious girls my age that were expecting the new cartoon to be a terrible knockoff of the 80′s series but were pleasantly surprised when we couldn’t stop watching it. But the strongest demographic of viewers is comprised of men, ages 20-40. Yes, seriously.
Sure, some of these men have children and, at the beginning, were just being good parents, watching the show with their daughters. And then they got hooked, and now watch it alone, late at night. However, this is not the majority of the men who watch the show. Most of the men who watch the show are pervs. And luckily, some of these pervs are artists, who between pony-fapping sessions, find the time to draw erotic anthropomorphic hentai depicting the stars of the show: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Yes, of course I actually know all their names! Twilight is the bookworm, Pinkie Pie is a party animal, Applejack is the hard-worker, Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony that most people assume is at least bisexual, Fluttershy is shy, therefore making her a dom’s dream, and Rarity is a little too sexy to be a pony. Which one is your favorite? Shh… I won’t tell.