WRATH Auckland New Zealand
Shirt and shoes required before Judgement Day. Pants not so much
Our second announced WRATH party is a little more informal than our first, but will be just as much fun.
While venues for the WRATH parties in the U.S. have been squirming and wringing their hands over the though of celebrating God’s fiery damnation and judgement of all mankind the night before the world end. (Notably in Austin and our home city Philadelphia) Other countries are embracing a hedonistic finish in a way that makes us want to hop a plane and never come back. Of course if Harold Camping is right, we won’t have to.
On May 20th 2011, Party Promoter Mickey Wiggles is going to be hosting garage punk bikini bottom pizza party at Hell Pizza.
Belmont Hell Pizza
167 Lake Road
09 445 6660
Auckland New Zealand
DJ’s will be spinning garage punk jams and anyone who comes in wearing a bikini bottom or speedo will get half of any of the Seven Deadly Sins Pizzas and a free soda. At 11:00 the party moves to an undisclosed nearby house party where the party goers will drunkenly sequester themselves while waiting for the end.
Wait, did you say Hell Pizza? Hell Pizza is a real CHAIN of pizza parlors in Australia and New Zealand that features the Mayhem Pizza, the Pandemonium Pizza, the Brimstone and the Damned. This is a pizza franchise decorated with naked devil girls and pentagrams. The U.S. would never have the balls and that’s why God will probably take us first on the 21st.
Check us out on in the promo section of their very bad ass site.
WE GUARANTEE THAT ALL SWELLCO & SWELLCO WRATH END TIMES PARTIES WILL BE BLOOD AND FECES FREE.* WE ALSO PROMISE THAT STAFF AT ALL 13 PARTIES WILL DO EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO PREVENT LIVE SODOMY FROM OCCURRING ON ANY STAGE.
*In significant amounts. Legally defined as 2 oz. or more, 1 oz. or more in Norway.