Since When is it Cool to be a Pussy?
Can I just ask what’s wrong with kids today?
I remember when I was a kid, my pop found out I was wearing fishnets under my dungarees and he whooped the ever-living-shit out of me and said “Son, if I ever catch you dressing like a little pussy again I’m going to rape you with mop-handle and film it, for own good“. And after the 8th time, I understood exactly what he meant.
But these kids today…. Galavanting down the street and hanging out at shopping centers dressed not like little pussies, but like giant goddamn vaginas, acting like it’s hip? “Look at me, I’m a big moist Vagina… la-di-da-di-da”
No sir, I just don’t get it. Not one bit.
But I know if pop were still around I know he’s be waiting in the mall bathroom with a mop bucket fixing to teach these punks a lesson.
Pussies.
Uncle Wheat Toast
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