The Macho Man Randy Savage Died For Our Sins
Um, why are we still here?
So, what happened? As the consumer and employee assets slowly began to drag themselves off the floors all over the world, expecting the planet to look as ruinous as the WRATH party locations, it became clear something was wrong. Harold Camping seemed to have made a mistake. The S&S Corporate Office was at a loss. What could have changed the course of history? So we do what any good, diligent researchers do- we turned to Google.
A new Facebook Fan Page popped up overnight with an answer that was right in front of our faces the whole time.
RAPTURE AVERTED! The wrath of God has been narrowly averted by the brave sacrifice of MACHO MAN Randy Savage! When Randy heard of our impending destruction, he challenged Jesus to a no holds barred cage match and KICKED HIS ASS!!!??A New Covenant was struck as MACHO MAN Randy Savage ascended to heaven, taking the title of Jesus Christ, King of Kings, Lord of Lords.??We live and breathe today because MACHO MAN Randy Savage so loved the world, he gave his life for ours.??Randy Savage died for your sins, will you live for Him?
We had reported on the Macho Man’s death, but it never occurred to us that Randy would never allow the planet Earth to come to any harm. Saint Savage saved us in death the same way he often saved us in life. Ohhhhhh Yeaaaahhhhh.
If you want to join this new sect of Christianity that reveres Saint Savage, check them out here.
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