R.I.P. Macho Man
Death of a King
Pro wrestling superstar Randy “Macho Man” Savage died after having a heart attack while driving his Jeep Wrangler in Fla. It has not been confirmed whether or not any Slim Jim’s were found on the scene. This is yet another sign prophesied in the book of Revelations marking tomorrow as the beginning God’s Judgement.
Oh Macho Man, Oh Macho Man
If we could bring you back again,
For one more hour or day,
We’d express all our unspoken love for wrestling;
We’d have countless things to say. If we could bring you back again,
We’d say we treasured you, your belt, your shoes, your snacks,
And that your presence in our lives
Meant more than we ever knew. If we could bring you back again,
To tell you what we should,
You’d know how much we miss you now, your muscles, your hair, your processed meats,
And if we could, we would.
Body slam God when you get there Randy, you will be missed.
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