For The Love Of FUPA
Pussy Gut is out, FUPA is in
I generally do my best to avoid the vernacular for the most part. I think it sounds lazy and not always becoming of a young lady such as myself. Fortunately or unfortunately, whatever the case may be, my closest associates have chosen embrace the world of slang. I absolutely detest abbreviations such as LOL, or IMAO. You don’t have to tell me your laughing, I know I’m funny, and I don’t need to be reminded that you’re being arrogant, I am well aware you’re acting like, *ahem, a Prick.
That being said, I was especially pleased upon my discovery of the term FUPA I know it’s probably been around for a while, but I don’t care. As my obsession with the morbidly obese grows, so does my need for a word to describe that pouch of fat and skin that effectively hides their genetalia. The FUPA, or fat upper pussy (pubic) area makes me chuckle & cringe at the same time. To me- it’s almost like the grossly overweight have grown some new body part, necessary for the prevention of reproduction. Perhaps it’s evolution, and this is how the human race will die. Who knows? Anyway, a toast to the FUPA- possibly evolutionary, but probably not.
C U Next Tuesday,
Photos courtesy of http://www.fupahunter.com