Fucking And Other Maladies: How To Top From Below
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Our Los Angeles office has been receiving a lot of mail lately. Many of the messages have been “giving” as well as seeking advice. Some on finance while others on the art of self-defense. Yet the strangest, by far, has been the relationship advice, (no Ms. Gehman, In leu of our recent “corporate guarantee” I am forbidden to entertain your request, although it does sound quite promising.) So for all the sorry sacks who still pine after choad turning events I have a few bullet points – for those of you whom have resorted to panty sniffing, for once you may be on to something.
Ms. Alice Dallow’s advice on our redundant attempts at finding meaning in the solace of intimate relationships is spot on:
1. Requited love is an impossibility.
2. You will fall in love only once. Obstacles will prevail. The rest of your life is spent recovering.
3. Eroticizing their possessions will be the pinnacle of your sexual fulfillment.
4. Anything that distracts you from the pain of your loss is good. Some people are more successful in this regard than others.
5. Hook up with someone. Live with them. Sleep with them. Tag along. Don’t be fooled. You are only a transitory distraction. Ask for commitment. Declare your love. Watch the set up evaporate.
6. The most potent way to exist is to occupy someone else’s imagination.
7. Desire is kept eternally alive by the impossibility of contact.
8. Modern communication enabling technologies will only heighten your sense of desolation by making you more keenly aware of the fact that no one is trying to call.
When you feel like your losing, try “Topping from Below”, pull the rug, and become dominant. You are in charge – even if banished from the “complex,” you can gain control…it’s not too hard. Chalk it up to perception. Be willing to endure the intensity a bit longer. Go emotionally further than your former ever would. Have them question each and every non-move they make in regards to you. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of “Topping from Below,” it comes straight from the S&M manual. The phrase applies when the subordinate becomes dominant to the later’s dismay. When one deems you pathetic or under them, when they believe you’re wrapped around it and at their beck and call – see Ms. Dallow’s point #6. It’s true, “The most potent way to exist is to occupy someone else’s imagination.” If you “knock” the arrogant fucker off balance just long enough to interject doubt…doubt of their position in regards to you…doubt of their power over you…their pride will suffer a devastating blow and you will be followed, by a lost puppy, hoping that your pocket holds the biscuit that will restore their once inflated idea of themselves. Never give it back, stay on top, and don’t ever let them “put a name” on you again.
- El Chacal
Tags: Alice Dallow, domination, El Chacal, Fucking and Other Maladies, power, Relapse, Relationship Politics, S&M, Topping from Below, Winning
