Fuck Off, Jesus!
From the mailbag, in reference to our “Jesus & the Dinosaurs” post, a reader writes:
I know you think mocking Christ is funny, but you don’t realize that you are putting your immortal soul endanger, as well as your readers. JESUS IS REAL! HELL IS A REAL PLACE! AND GOD PROMISES JUDGMENT IS COMING.
I know that if Jesus was here walking among us, you would NOT be so arrogant and thoughtless. Please repent, and stop your mockery. The great day of the Lord is near, near and hastening fast.
Thanks for your suggestion. We’ll get right on that.
James “Jimi Jam” Jarvis
Swellco & Swellco #23234b