What’s wrong with this picture?

We did an entry on Mastasia way back in July and it was one of our top posts. Mastasia is a live version of anime exaggerated breasts. I mean like fake breast prosthetics larger than the girls themselves. So we decided to maybe do a follow up, but were side tracked when we stumbled across live action Futanaria, chicks with GIANT dicks. I think this site raises some interesting questions about the mindset of the people who are going on the site.

Let me illustrate with a story the late Acid Squid told me once. He was the Director of TLA’s Video Sales Department. Which is of course mostly porn. He loved to fuck with the customers when he would get them on the phone.
“Could you send me a catalog of chicks with dicks?”
“I’m sorry sir, we don’t have any DVDs of chicks with dicks. We do however have a wide range of men with breasts films. Would you like a catalog of that sent to you?”
They would always say no.

Now obviously transgender aren’t men with breasts, they are women born with the wrong junk. But I’m not talking about them, I’m talking about the mindset of the men who jerk off to them. Here is my point, Futanaria features WOMEN pretending to have dicks. Not women with strap ons, no shemales. With Mastasia, the genital fetish is undeniably exaggerated, the breasts are as big as small cars sometimes. But while Futanaria often features cartoony wangs like the one above, a lot of the girls are pretending to have porn star sized cocks. There are plenty of girl traps out there that pack lots of meat, but Futanaria doesn’t show the REAL THING.

Now back to Acid Squid’s story. “Chicks with dicks?” Yes. “Men with breasts?” No. After all, it’s not gay if it’s a girl pretending to have a dick. Come on “straight” guys, there are a lot of struggling, hung ladyboys who could use the work. Just come out and admit what you really want, embrace (literally) what you like and stop being such… pussies.

If you still need your training wheels, check out the futanaria site here.

-Annette Garcia

P.S. While we are still on the subjects of dicks, Kevin Dalton isn’t packing much at all.

Photos courtesy of http://www.futanaria.com

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