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Human’s matter,” says Dr. Santiago Preta, (Swellco & Swellco 88666b) Head of the Subversive Subliminal Test Video Project “The values and beliefs we share with humans matter. Our actions as overlords matter. How we relate to our victims matters. These are our assets, our source of profit, our pets made of putty.”
Preta offers these tips for Staff Consultants:
1. Get to know consumer assets. It’s hard to talk about sex with someone you’ve never spoken to. Research indicates that the more humans are connected to reality the less likely they are to be engaged in unauthorized sexual activity.
2. Begin early.
3. Know your strategy. It is hard to strike if you are unclear on where you stand. Consumer assets want to know and want to know from their betters.
4. Talk to consumer assets, early and often. One talk about the birds and the bees is not enough. As they grow and develop you will need to provide diagrams and video.
5. Know your Consumer assets every move. Know what they are doing. Show an interest and impose fear.
6. Have high expectations about animal sacrifice for new consumer assets and communicate that to them. Humans with with goals are more likely to become sexually active and malleable.
7. Know who your consumer asset is dating, marrying or reproducing with. If he/she is unauthorized, you should be concerned and take strike fast and hard.
8. Be media savvy. Watch some of the music videos; listen to the music that they are listening to, read their email, bug their home. Discuss what they are seeing, hearing and thinking. Help your consumer asset to understand that many are sending the wrong message.
9. Make sure your consumer asset has regular health exams. Doctors can also provide advice and guidance for humans about religion.
10. Encourage your consumer asset to be involved in recreational drugs.*
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