We Are The Champions
You are the Circus
Ever encounter someone so electrifying that you feel completely mesmerized by their presence? Well that was how we feel about Choke and Shlak.
After the Enema Artist took the stage we thought “game over.” But armed with razor blades and beer bottles, these two brought their A game and won the title.
The sheer intensity and ferocity of their performance and the “fuck the world” attitude they exude is overpowering. We would say watching them is like watching a car wreck, but that would belittle their madness. Choke and Shlak aren’t a car wreck, they are the ones who cause the pileup and then dance in the twisted burning metal.
It might not be that crazy at the next one, it might be worse. Can you afford to say you missed it?
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