Michael Voris Shouldn’t Die a Brutal Ugly Death
Young Girl with a Special Message, probably for Michael Voris
The video above, wherein Michael Voris explains in detail why the ungodly should not have a say in politics or governing affairs and that a Christian Dictatorship (more so a Catholic Dictatorship) is the answer to our problems, has been spreading like wildfire across the Internet.
Meanwhile, most of the conversations I’ve been hearing around the water cooler and at the pub have been about topics involving how “we should string up Michael Voris’s neck with an electrical cord and set him on fire”, or how “we should chloroform him, peel off his skin and bury him alive”. I’ve even heard my neighbor mention how “Micheal Voris should be flayed and crucified like his fag lover, Jesus, then left out in the desert sun while vultures eat his tiny cock”.
Listen, I understand. Nobody likes to hear an individual tell you you’re incapable and unworthy of governing you’re own life, or that you shouldn’t have rights… but honestly, is cutting off the arms, legs and penis of Micheal Voris while letting him simmer in a sub-boiling pot of water until his flesh slowly comes off the bone going to solve the problem of discriminatory religious fundamentalism around the world? Or is it just going to make you feel better?
I may be the minority, but I, for one, say “Let’s not kill Michael Voris in a viscously brutal manner.”
I say, instead, let’s allow him to live a long boring life and hope that he’ll embarrassingly expose himself as the self-hating closeted child molester we all suspect him to be (yet do not have any evidence as of date to prove). We all believe in our hearts (despite having no basis in reality) that it’s probably just a matter of time before pictures of him using some young altar boy as a three-finger sock puppet come to light. Or perhaps (speculatively speaking) he’ll be found in a seedy hotel room with an ounce of crank and a fat tranny hooker… but I say, regardless, we should definitely not murder Michael Voris immediately.
While many people are concerned that he might turn into some kind of Catholic version of Glenn Beck who’s bitter diatribes, some assert, are responsible for the deaths of innocent people. Others say that if he were killed, it might be like killing the next Franco/Hitler/Stalin before he comes to power. However, call me a big softy, but I’m still staunchly for not stalking him on the internet, not finding his address and not shooting him right in the fucking face.
That would be just plain wrong.
Furthermore, if you also agree that Michael Voris should not die a brutal, ugly death, I ask that you join me, standing together in solidarity, for not killing Michael Voris today, or any time in the next few weeks.
Are you with me?
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