Why Hard Times Is The Dopest Party You Will Go To This Year
How is this for a Poster Child?
Swellco & Swellco has been around for a whooping 10 months and the Hard Times Dance Party Benefit for Jessie Lee is going to be our 5th event. We get constant press coverage and lines out the door. We’ve hit Philadelphia hard and fast like some kind of barbarian blitzkrieg and are already expanding into other cities. The haters are left baffled by how easy we make it look, the best and the brightest are jumping on board because they know Swellco & Swellco isn’t some group, it isn’t some trend, it’s a state of mind, and one that just makes sense.
You want to know why we are are rock n’ roll royalty? Here are 10 reasons.
Reason 1. & 2. This is who it’s for:
The launch party is a benefit for Bombshell Jessie Lee & it’s co-sponsored by Burning Angel
Reason 3 & 4. These are our hosts:
Staff Members Keycifer Black & Louise LaTease are both Peek A Boo Revue Alumni.
Reason 5 & 6. These are our Djs:
New staff DJ duo Kishbaugh & Kohlhofer of Rocks Off infamy are spinning the sick shit.
Reasons 7 & 8. This is who is performing:
Employee of the month Raff (stage name Morrigahan) & Nikki Malicious, both of Rigor Mortis Revue fame will be fucking up your world.
Reason 9 & 10. This is the “Talent” Contest:
At Baphomet’s Birthday the winner let us carve SWELLCO in his back. The prize is $100 in cold cash. Can you do better?
Then there’s this guy.
Just kidding, we fed Mo Mo to our hogs.
Over the next week leading up to this pedigree party, we are going to write in depth about each of these 10 reasons. But you already know you want to go.
Hard Times Circus Cult Rock & Roll Dance Party, “Talent” Contest & Indoctrination Seminar
2nd floor of the Khyber Pass
Friday, January 21st
Doors open at 9:30pm
$8.00 donation to a suffering pornstar
The best, the brightest, the beautiful, or the freakish, the awkward, the weird; everyone comes to our party. So hop on the team and come on in for the big win or get the fuck out of the way.
Tags: burning angel, jessie lee, joanna angel, keycifer black, khyber pass pub, louise Latease, Nikki malicious, peek a boo revue, Rocks off
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