Tapping that arachnid ass

Dear Corporate Masters,

I’ve been with Swellco & Swellco 4 years now, and I’ve been very happy with my indentured servitude. I’m a company man and I know my place. I’m never late, I work weekends and I’ve attended every Team Building Session with nary a complaint.

All this being said, I need to get something off my chest.

I know there are company policies on bestiality… and I’m behind you 100%. What kind of sicko wants to rub his junk all over a soft fluffy bunny or know the pleasures of a great dane’s patchy tongue? That’s just plain gross.

But let me ask you this… Do spiders count?

I mean technically they’re not beasts. They’re not really animals. They’re insects. So I’m thinking spiders are fair game, right?

Insects are things we crush without thought or consideration.. we pay them no mind. So who cares if the thought of hairy tarantulas crawling all over the naked flesh of helpless victims gets us extremely turned on. There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?

Or say it was a giant spider lady with 8 sexy limbs? I could get down with that, right?

It’s only fair that if Louise LaTease can prance around dressed like a giant cockroach, I can enjoy some hot arachnid-porn fetish action?

I’ll obey policy if it’s your decree that insects are off limits, but cut us some slack will you?
It’s not like you’re paying us.

Yours Truly,

- Jimi Jam

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