Happy Birthday Dead Baby Jesus (Time for the Krampus Dance)
Something for the children
People forget who Christmas is really for, it’s for the CHILDREN. Those fun loving tikes are just learning the difference between right and wrong and they’re just learning who lil’ baby Jesus is. So to celebrate this holy of holy days, I’m presenting my favorite child poem about Christmas for the good kids out there. For the naughty ones, I’m presenting our hottest of hotties Kurtis, doing her Krampus the Christmas Demon dance.
Baby’s First X-mas!
You have to hold him up to see
The angel on the Christmas tree.
And even though he’s still too small
To know the meaning of it all
You watch his eyes reflect the glow
Of colored lights that come and go
And feel him quiver with delight
At every new and wondrous sight.
There’s Santa with his jolly face
Beaming from the fireplace.
And from the stocking hanging there
Peeks a cuddly teddy bear.
Bright ornaments and candy canes –
Musical toy and wooden trains –
There’s just no end to the delights
Spread out for him this night of nights!
He points and grins from ear to ear
And then he yawns – his bedtime’s near!
Dad gives him a kiss and you tuck him away
To rest up for the fun of his first Christmas Day!
-R.E. Brown
Swellco & Swellco 64312b
Photos Courtesy of R.E. Brown
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