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Dear Omnipotent Overseers,

Once again, I want to thank you in regards to clarifying the sexy spider-play issue in regards to the corporate anti-bestiality policy.

I can tell you down here in the trenches, it’s improved morale tremendously. Even the girls are happy about corporate acceptance of big schlonged tiger strippers. However, some of the guys were talking and it got us wondering… what about Facehuggers? You know, from the movie Aliens? Like what if a bunch of those alien sacs burst open and started face-fucking all the hot bitches in the office? Would that be ‘kosher’?

I mean, they’re kind of like spiders, and they aren’t even from this galaxy and shit. I don’t see why the ant-bestiality policy would apply. They’re just little bastard aliens. I know you guys don’t have any racist anti-alien fucking policies… but we just wanted to make sure this was cool, because it’s totally hot.

Get back at me.

- Jimi Jam
Swellco & Swellco #23234b

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