Meet Artistic Director Louise LaTease
Always the office crack up, that’s Louise.
Because they’re so important to us and to our creating a positive experience for our customers, we’ll let a few members of our staff introduce themselves. Today we’d like to introduce systems administrator, Louise L’tease (Swellco & Swellco 13493a).
When Louise joined Swellco & Swellco in 2008 as a System’s Administrator, she wanted to work in a challenging, fast-paced environment and be part of an exciting company on the leading edge of sinister mind control practices. Well, she got her wish. And it doesn’t hurt that, according to Louise, “blood sacrifice rocks.” All those long hours and dead animals paid off. Louise has recently been promoted to Artistic Director of the Swellco & Swellco Community Outreach Division. For Louise, working here brings new and exciting challenges every day. Before selling us her soul, she spent 5 years in a mental hospital in New Jersey where she ate pudding. Prior to that she slept in a Baltimore ditch and battled trolls for a year. Louise has also gained significant technology experience working for Rackspace Managed Hosting in San Antonio as a Linux System Administrator and at Lockheed Martin’s Consolidated Space Operations Contract at the Johnson Space Center as a Jr. System Administrator. She loves soft cheese, stepping on cockroaches and line dancing. Also, during her days off, she stalks high school boys as human prey.
Louise is competing in the Employee of the Month Contest
Tags: blood, computers, freak show, linux, naked girl, office worker, side show, stripper
