Making of the Glenn Beck Piñata, Day 1
Team building is an important but often neglected office activity.
The impending Philadelphia visit and inspection of the Video Circus facilities by Swellco & Swellco International’s senior board member, “Lil Charlie” Charles Baphomet, has the staff scrambling to get prepared. We have decorations & Koolaid to buy, furries to corral and animals to sacrifice. But one of the most important things we have to do is make our Glenn Beck Piñata. Glenn is a master of disseminating misinformation, creating dissension, and overtly manipulating people’s fears in order to make consumer assets more docile for his corporate masters. We at the Video Circus see him and his work as a major asset in the study of subversive mind control. It’s only fitting that we sacrifice his likeness to the dark lords of the underworld. We hope Glenn will be proud.
Don’t miss your chance to see the piñata up-close on Oct. 29th as we celebrate Lil’ Charlie Baphomet’s birthday.
We are going to have balloon animals, free cake, a $50 No Talent contest, $100 most depraved costume contest and we’ve invited special guests Pastor Fred Phelps, Kim Kardashian and the stars of Two Girls One Cup, Aimi Shizuoka & Mariko Yoshida. Check here for more details!
Arts and crafts are fun for the whole family!
Try making a piñata at home!
Things you need:
-sex doll
-cardboard
-newspaper
-construction tape
-scissors
-cooking pot
-1 bag of flour
-water
-whisk
-bucket
-string
-glue
Inflate your sex doll.
This will form the body of your piñata, so inflate it to the size you would like your piñata to be. A big cock sex doll is best. Add additional shapes, legs, tails, snouts, hats, made with cardboard , newspaper or construction paper shapes. Tape shapes on with masking tape or clear tape.
Protect your work area.
Lay down newspapers. You will also cover your sex doll with newspapers for protection against falls.
Make your paste.
In a cooking pot mix 1 part flour to 2 parts water. Whisk the ingredients together and heat on the stove at medium heat for approximately 3-6 minutes. The paste should just begin to thicken. If you cook it too long the paste will be too thick and may not work. Remove contents from the pot and store in a container.” You can also use starch.
Tear some newspaper into strips, 1 inch or 1 1/2 inches wide.
Smear these strips with the flour glue to make papier-mâché. Lay down strips all over the balloon until it is completely covered in a thick layer of papier-mâché. Usually you have to let the layer dry until most of it is consistently hard, but the “cooked” paste lets you add at least 2 more layers right away. I use newspaper for the first layer and then for the second layer colored flyers. The third layer is newspaper again. By differentiating the layers I can tell where I have applied three solid layers. Wrap and tie a string around the sex doll form in between layers 2 and 3. I use little bits of masking tape to keep the string in place while I lay the next layer of mache.
Let the pinata dry until it is stiff and no longer wet or sticky when you touch.
Decide on what you are going to make your piñata into.
Ideas include making an animal, a character, a shape etc. (see “Tips” below for suggestions).
Paint your piñata a single color to smooth out the paper and to create an even surface.
It doesn’t need to be especially well-painted, just enough to cover the paper. However, you might choose a color that matches the crepe paper you’ll be adding on or to match the animal or character that you’re turning your piñata into, as it’ll probably show through.
Glue colorful crepe paper onto the outside of the piñata to decorate it.
If you want your piñata to look more traditional, cut out long, wide strips of crepe paper, glue them onto the piñata along one long edge, and cut fringe along the opposite edge. You could also add googly eyes or painted eyes, a nose, a mouth, etc. See “Tips” for more suggestions.
Using a serrated knife, cut a rectangular flap in one side of the balloon.
Fill the piñata with candy, confetti, and/or small toys, and then tape the flap shut.
Tags: Baphomet, glenn beck, louise Latease, pinata, video circus
