Happy Birthday, Tommy Lee
I’m sorry I missed your birthday Tommy Lee
A belated birthday wish to Mister Tommy Lee, another year gone by and the sex, drugs, rock and roll have all kept you in pristine perfection. You have permission to beat me, hard, for not receiving your birthday cake in titty shape properly. What are you now? 23? Maybe in your pants. I do not care about your dong size, or age Mister Lee. I just thoroughly enjoy how you look in a cage in my basement, while all of my attractive female friends throw cookies and crackers in between the bars and poke you with sticks. OH. you will sing to us , the devils music. Play dress up too.
I can thank him for helping to aid our generations obsession with sex, drugs, and devils music. Without the Crue and the Mayhem, where would we be? Still listening to the Backstreet boys. Oh, my bad. Some of you were NSYNCers. Bah. Hiss. Tommy would never have stood for this.
And on this note, I leave you with one of my favorites. Boy, did it work for them.
Take me to the top, and take off my top Tommy!