Someone’s Having A Birthday Party!!!!
Wholesome fun for everyone
Swellco & Swellco International Board Member Charlie Baphomet is having a birthday and you MAY be invited!
Because he is visiting his mistress in Philadelphia, the Video Circus is required to throw the dark lord a star studded party worthy of a world class executive.
This Party is going to be so exclusive that it isn’t even open to the public.
Guest list only- must RSVP
So much exciting birthday activities and fun are planned that you may just shit.
End Times Fashion Show!
Human Petting Zoo!
Champagne Bottle Service!
Red Carpet VIP Guest Lists!
Guinness World Record attempt at cutting the worlds largest penis shaped birthday cake!
Gay Mohammed Piñata!
Lee Harvey Oswald Impersonator!
Balloon Animals, face painting and Jugglers!
Live Performances by the Swellco & Swellco Dancers, the Bukkake Mimes Experimental Dance Company and Rick Astley!
Special Invited guests
Pastor Fred Phelps!
Stars of the viral video sensation, Two Girls, One Cup, Aimi Shizuoka & Mariko Yoshida!
Reality Television Star’s Tia Tquila & Kim Kardashian!
Failed Child Actor Timmy Reynolds!
Also Posthumously Celebrating the Birthdays of:
Ray Kroc Oct. 10th!
Aleister Crowley Oct. 12th!
Friedrich Nietzsche Oct.18th!
& Brett Favre Oct. 10th!
More Project Details Soon!