Read Between The Lines
Are there grey dots in the intersections or not?
In those bright and glorious days after the apocalypse, you and I will come out of our collective rocks and the world will be ours. We will spend our days making silly paper hats, siting in ostrich feathers lime juice baths and we will sit around the fire singing advertising jingles in our very best James Brown voices. It will all be grand because no one will tell us it isn’t. We will not however, molest the cattle, for there will be no cattle to molest.
After six months of special training, I have gained the super human power to make slugs, mildew and acorns obey my wishes with the power of my mind. As I sit on my throne, you will speak to a trembling public on my behalf. I will be known as the Slugmaster General. You will be known as Skipper. The fear will be great.
Sincerely,
-your Landlord (Swellco & Swellco 54239c)
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Tags: distorted truth, Mind Fuck, optical illusion, subliminal message, subversive practices, swellco & swellco
