Whisky Made From Urine of Sick Old People
It seems Swellco and Swellco has a new competitor on the market!
According to Wired.UK, James Gilpin , a biomedical technologies researcher, has come up with a product to rival Swellco & Swellco’s Ritual Wolf Pee. Gilpin Family Whiskey is derived from the sugar-heavy piss of old diabetics and stands to go on the international market later this year.
Mr. Black, Swellco & Swellco’s Director of International Operations said of Gilpin’s: “Competition only brings about the best for our consumers as a whole. We are looking forward to crushing our enemies in the open market, and hearing the lamentations of their women and children.”
Only the best urine specimens from elderly diabetics make the cut for Gilpin's.
More Here: Gilpin Family Whisky made from diabetics’ urine.
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