Doomsday Prophecies Or Too Much Caffeine?
I don’t care
Ask yourself, how could such a sophisticated people be wrong? Truth be told, they won’t be. Over the past decade we have experienced and witnessed complete devastation due to natural and human caused disaster. I’m no conspiracy theorist, nor am I some dooms-dayer, but Jesus Christ this is getting out of hand. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, flooding, etc…is this spring training for 2012? Well, I am starting to think so. We are bearing witness to social structures completely collapsing around us due to horrific acts of nature.
Sure the Mayans did some pretty ill shit in their day, but its really not too far off from some of the shit that goes on in certain areas of the world today, its just that CNN doesn’t cover it.
I don’t know about you people, but we are talking about one of the most advanced cultures of people in human history, and I will take heed to their warning. Because, to be honest, I hate surprises. I hate to be a negative Nancy but I am pretty sure the events of the past few years are simply little slaps on the wrist compared to whats to come. I know, I know, “Squiddy, your giving us that crazy talk”. Who knows, maybe I am, but don’t act like its not possible. Maybe “the world won’t end”, but this wouldn’t be the first time it fell in on itself. If you disagree with me, you were more than likely educated in a cave by a pack of badgers. Or maybe I have had way too much caffeine this morning, or maybe it’s just another 8.8 magnitude earthquake hitting us yet again.
Fuck it, I’m heading for the mountains with a backpack full of mushrooms, my Kyuss and Mono records, and as much clean underwear as possible. See you on the other side.
“Get busy living, or get busy dying…that’s god damn right.”