Our new testing facilities
We couldn't wait for construction to finish before we started our latest round of tests.
Construction on the long awaited permanent offices & test facilities for the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Subversive Subliminal Mind Control Project has finally begun. When finished the facilities will include a full sized performance stage, two stripper poles, a speaker podium, three separate video taping sets, a full bar, a sacrificial alter and a well stocked armory. “Having one centralized base of base of operations conveniently located in the beautiful historic Philadelphia neighborhood of Kensington will allow these fools to research and test without constant fear of being chased by bus station transit police.” said new Director of Operations, Mr. Black. “I was sick of hearing these peasants grovel and whine so I acquired the space and funds. Only I succeed where others fail.”
The Video Circus staff is ready to feel your pain.
The Palatial Test Facilities and Armed Compound in the rustic Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia
Tags: astrid, corporate office, kensington, keycifer, Mr. Black, r. e. brown, sanctum sanctorum, swellco & swellco
