I’ve been waiting over two months for these cunt haired toilet drinkers to hurry up and shoot my first live video advice column. Just sitting here with a corn cob up my ass and lipstick stuck to my teeth.

I”ve watched 9 straight hours of lucha libre wrestling movies. 9 straight hours of El Santo, the Blue Demon & Mil Mascaras. I watch them backwards because here at Swellco & Swellco, thats just how we do. These masked bitches always fight midgets in furry suits. Don’t seem too sporting but I can’t look away.

Later two thick mamas are coming over and I am going to break out the Quaker State. On that note, I leave you with a haiku.

El Santo on screen
Motor oil on my hammer

Hoodrats bounce their ass
-Uncle Wheat Toast
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