Tell Your Gods to Prepare for Blood
This can’t be good cause it’s great
If you don’t know about the brutal now infamous Baby Cheezwits assault at the Swellco & Swellco Anti-Bestialtiy Educational Outreach, you should.
Since this event started, we have been barraged by hate mail and bible quotes, had the site suspended and even had protest threats.
Come show our dead little baby boy that we won’t tolerate dead baby puppet abuse in Philadelphia.
-Party starts at 10:00?-Contest Starts at 11:30?-FIRST PRIZE $100 CASH AND $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PASSIONAL BOUTIQUE?-Second prize an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms.
-Street clothes or costumes, fully dressed or stripped down, male or female, you do what you need to win.
-No genitalia may be exposed, bring pasties or we will provide duck tape.
-Dj picks the song.
-$5 gets you in and a complimentary can of PBR (While supplies last)
-$3 if you bring a puppet. (Offer excludes finger puppets and paper bags)
-Dope Lyrics and Dope Beats provided by DJ Roofeo
-Hosted by Louise LaTease & Dirty Diamond
-Contest Judged by Needles Jones, Lil’ Steph, Helvis Presley & Uncle Wheat Toast
Get well soon Baby Cheezwits!