Amatuer Go-Go Contest & Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit For Baby Cheezwits Debriefing
Our reality is better than your reality
Photos courtesy of Jim McHugh
Like all Swellco & Swellco subsidiaries, the Video Circus has been tasked with reaching out to the community and earning it’s trust. While our first attempt, the Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach and Heavy Metal Dance Party, was a raging success, it was also marred by violence. multiple fights broke out and Anti-Bestiality spokesman Baby Cheezwits was brutally assaulted.
Needles Jones, Lil’ Steph, Helvis, Uncle Wheat Toast and Dirty Diamond
Baby Cheezwits was severely traumatized by the event and has flown into a state of psychotic agoraphobia. No one knows exactly where he is buried. But Swellco & Swellco stands by it’s employee assets and the Video Circus wanted to get the word out that puppet persecution is just as valid a hate crime as any other. To raise this awareness, we held him an Amateur Go-Go Contest and Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit.
Host Louise LaTease demands your attention
What seemed like a straight forward event was surrounded by controversy and turmoil. The path to the Cheezwits party was embattled by a hate mail campaign, the site temporarily suspended and even a threatened protest. But still we pushed forward with the belief that young naked girls, badonkadonk music, scary old men in lipstick and puppets all create a recipe for wholesome fun and healing.
DJ Ron & DJ Roofeo blew the audience away
The turmoil raged up until the day of the event, concerns continued. Both the Phillies and The Flyers were playing that night. An unseasonably cold severe thunderstorm battered the city with icy rain and a third of the pre-registered contestants canceled do to a virus that seemed to cripple half the region. All these strikes on a mid-week evening made the turnout seem bleak,
Competition was fierce
Well the promise of lewd behavior and last minute blood offerings to the dark lords of beyond won out. Bob & Barbara’s packed past capacity. 14 girls and 0 boys aggressively competed. Some were spur of the moment amateurs in street cloths, some were thoroughbred pros pre-equipped with props & costumes. The event truly raised questions about the distinctions between burlesque, go-go and stripping, as each contestant seemed to interpret the contest differently.
Happily there was no repeat of violence. PR Director, The Machine monitored his tequila consumption and self loathing mustache adorned Swellco & Swellco hater Shawn P. Matzke did not arrive to cause trouble.
This time no one got hurt
Dirty Diamond & Louise LaTease did their best to control the crowds and their own narcissistic urges after a technical difficultly forced them to SHARE a microphone.
DJ Roofeo & DJ Ron spun dope beats as Needles Jones, Lil Steph, Helvis & Uncle Wheat Toast grappled with the near impossible chore of judging the talent.
After a near riot, a winner was announced
We would like to thank, Passional Boutique & Pabst Blue Ribbon for sponsoring the event, our awesome hosts, judges and DJ’s for who without, we would not have such an epic bar tab. Bob Dix, R.E. Brown, Louise LaTease and Tina Nguyen for (dis)organizing such a bad idea. We would also like to thank Bob & Barbara’s Lounge for unknowingly allowing the Video Circus to expose 200 test subjects to the hidden subversive subliminal signal embedded in the Baby Cheezwits video loop.
Stay tuned for the next Swellco & Swellco Community Outreach and many more photo sets to come.
Tags: baby cheezwits, bob & barbara's lounge, dirty diamond, faye runnaway, heather henderson, keycifer, lil steph, louise Latease, mr. deadguy, swellco & swellco
