Join Us for a Candle light Vigil and Hip Hop Dance Party in Honor Baby Cheezwits on May 4th 2010
Sadly, the Anti-bestiality Educational Outreach Charity Mixer, a night meant to be about learning and enlightenment, was marred after one of the video circus performers became the target of a brutal hate crime.
Upon returning to the stage from Bob & Barbara’s luxurious green room, Mr. Deadguy discovered that Baby Cheezwits stand had been smashed into small pieces and the phrase “All dead baby puppets must suck a shit” was scrawled on his case. Baby Cheezwits flew into hysterics and has fled into hiding. Only his partner Mr. Deadguy is aware of where he is buried.
Being that Baby Cheezwits is an inanimate object, medical procedures and psychotropic drugs are not effective and it is completely unclear if and when his severe state of psychotic agoraphobia triggered by this hanus act of puppet persecution will ever subside.
On May 4th 2010 Swellco & Swellco will be holding a candle light vigil and hip hop dance party to lend emotional support for the little guy. A rich gala of local talent will be giving speeches and lending words of support. Swellco & Swellco’s go go girls, The Sock Puppet Dancers will be shaking their booties and a gift basket including an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms and a jug of Swellco & Swellco Corporate Ritual Wolfs Pee will be raffled off at the end of the night.
Tags: baby cheezwits, bob & barbara's lounge, dirty diamond, keycifer, louise Latease, mr. deadguy, puppet abuse, uncle wheattoast
