Baby Cheezwitts May 4th Candle Light Vigil Canceled Due to Fire Saftey Concerns
We guess it's not our building to burn
Unfortunately the May 4th Candle Light Vigil and Hip Hop Dance Party has been canceled due to fire safety concerns. The management of Bob & Barbara’s was less than pleased at the prospect of having the Video Circus hand out hundreds of candles and lighters to unruly patrons drunk on Jim Beam and egged on by gangsta rap. Our attempt to ease the concerns by offering to give Uncle Wheattoast an industrial fire extinguisher seemed to only enflame the venues concerns.
Baby Cheezwitts is still in a state of agitated agoraphobia after being targeted by anti-puppet biggots at the March 9th Ant-Bestiality Educational Outreach. A new re-conceived benefit will be announced shortly.
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