The Sky IS Falling
Shop till you drop
We know just how brutal and hopeless the world looks right now. It all seems broken and corrupt. It all seems hopeless. When you turn on the television all you see is strife and disaster. The government is broken and bankrupt and you don’t even know if what you are seeing and hearing is true because the media outlets have their own corporate agendas. You live in a nerve racking state of uncertainty and anger. Everything is bleak.
But there is another way.
Swellco & Swellco designed Death by Party as a service to all of the weary, exhausted consumers in the world. Our tried and true system works based on one simple question.
We are all going to die and time moves faster as we get older. We are speeding to the grave begging and pleading for answers that no one can truly know. We see, we hear, we taste, we remember. Our senses are all we truly have and are the only things we truly control. If this reality is too depressing, let Swellco & Swellco help create one worth enjoying. Think of Swellco2ooo as a hospice for your entire life, we should all be comfortable while we wait for the end.
Our consultants are eagerly waiting to assess your needs, earn your trust and feel your pain so please, contact us now.
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