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Welcome to Swellco2000.com
You've made the first step in making life bearable. Take a look around. We think you'll be glad you chose Swellco & Swellco.
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Upcoming Events
Swellco & Swellco's roving underground movie screening and dance party
Presenting the Philadelphia Premiere of the Soska Sisters DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK
Live performances
Dead hooker costume contest
Raffle for amazing prizes
DJ & Go-Go Dance party before & after movie
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1 (877) 270-8788
Swellco & Swellco Casting Call
Swellco & Swellco is looking for models, dancers, circus performers, performance artists and characters of ill repute to be used as subjects in Video Circus subversive subliminal control test videos.
It's time to join the Circus
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We are all going to hell and life is just a circus
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
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