Sugar Weasel
They say clowns get a bad wrap. Most people who fear or hate clowns say it’s because they are scary. The It Clown, John Wayne Gacy, Captain Spaulding. But honestly, I don’t think that’s why people hate clowns so much. It’s not the scary clown that gets them, it’s the faggoty ass real ones. I mean honestly, most real clowns aren’t scary, they are stupid. There is nothing really very cool, or funny or sexy about ninety nine percent of most clowns. Then there is Sugar Weasel. Austin’s only active Clown Escort and Adult Entertainer. Most girls would never pay for sex. But deep down, the thought of getting exactly what you want instead of rolling the dice on some tea bag you pick up in the bar can sound pretty nice for a girl. I heard of Sugar Weasel because my Aunt experienced his knowledgeable and endowed services. My Uncle had been sent to prison for bank robbery and she was pretty down. Her friends got together and pitched in to have Sugar Weasel to bump into her at the grocery store, work his charms and seduce her. She said she walked bow legged and kept finding white makeup in strange parts of her body for a week. If that’s not an endorsement, I don’t know what is.
-Felicia Jackson
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