Why I Hate Side Finger Tattoos
Finger banger
By the way, in case you wondering…I fucking hate side finger tatttoos. Trust, coming from me thats not very good. Good, great, get your subtle “side finger ink” so that you can pass subtle hints that you’re a complete asshole. It’s like a tramp stamp for hipsters. You maybe, and I stress maybe, have one other tattoo hidden on your body, but now you want to act like you know what it’s like to go through society with your hands tattooed. You know what jerk-offs? Get a tattoo of a swastika on your neck and call me in the morning. Then I’ll buy you a cup of coffee so we can discuss the trials and tribulations of “making a statement”. Oh so hip, yet oh so easy to disguise.
Maybe I am just bitter because (like an idiot) I had my hands and neck tattooed by the ripe old age of 21. Maybe I’m just bitter because I have a solid black arm because of the silly choices I made. But, thats beside the point.
Whatever…fuck off. I’m am sick and tired of you new fangled dick sniffing bohemian artist types. I liked it better when “you people” were getting stupid shit tattooed on your knuckles, at least that shit was funny.
K’thanx’bai.
-Acid Squid
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