Do you think you could turn the light up, just a little?

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At Swellco & Swellco, we listen. We take the time to take our customers needs into consideration, because that’s what a good company is supposed to do. Here is just a single example of how people are taking their time to say “thanks Swellco & Swellco!”

From: marylnsimply
To: Swellco2000@hotmail.com
Date: January 3, 2010 1:33:15 AM
Subject: I don’t get it.

Dear who ever you are at what ever you are,
I came across your site a few weeks back. I don’t get it, but I keep coming back. I mean. I don’t think I don’t get it. Are you supposed to be a company, or film makers? Are  you some kind evil self help group? Some of this is clearly fiction. I don’t believe your writers have extra fingers on their hands or fanged genitalia. But  some of this is regular blogging. Do you realize how confusing all of this is? I visit your site a least once a week and you leave me even more confused. You guys seem to be extremely, extremely talented and knowledgeable, but it seems like such a shame that you are so self indulgent and pervy. You’ve turned me on to several really killer artists and performers but I feel strangely threatened when I visit your site, Like I’m going to some scary basement and have to knock three times. Do you think you could turn the light up, just a little?

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