Rise and shine
They are lying. The Video Circus has become a curse. Woke up this morning, alarm clock on blast, Doobie Brothers “What a Fool Believes”,
like groundhog day…over and over and over again.
Grabbed my Blackberry, 13 missed calls, 13 new voice messages, same dreaded number. What could he possibly need at 4:30 in the morning? Is my number the only number programmed in his phone? I check the messages to only hear what sounds like the background noise of an adult book store.
Ah, an e-mail in the inbox form him as well…a shopping list.
-1 Box Magnum Condoms
-25 feet
static cord
-2 jars Nutella Spread
-1 tube Tiger Balm
-1 tube KY warming jelly (raspberry)
-1 Snorkeling mask and flippers
-Foul weather g
ear (classic yellow)
**please stop by drug store and pick up script for morning after pill**
Leave them in my mailbox, save the receipts, you will be re-embursed.
-Acid Squid Swellco & Swellco 11283d
Tags: 9 to 5, circus, day at the office, horror, inventory, johnny franchise, lsd, nightmare, sideshow
